Research and Development

At the International Security Force for the Research of Obese Chickens Association, we believe it is important to ensure the health and safety of the world’s citizens. In recent years, the demand for obese chickens and many other creatures of its kind have increased exponentially as it was recently accepted as incredibly critical to the stabilization of world’s economy. Any disturbance in the functionalities of these creatures may cause major economical catastrophes and civil unrest. With obese chickens in high demand, security became the number one priority for these creatures.

The I.S.F.R.O.C. Association was developed to defend the research and development of these creatures from mentally unstable human beans and intemperate corporate giants. Local I.S.F.R.O.C. personnel work around the clock in order to keep you and your loved ones safe and happy.

We also do a lot more things that are irrelevant to the association’s name but we’re too tired to tell you.